it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize