Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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