And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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