I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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