Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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