When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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