the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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