I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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