Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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