last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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