shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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