Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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