Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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