dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
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@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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