Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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