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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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