Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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