What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
