I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
not ubering you a puppy
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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