she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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