I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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