He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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