Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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