when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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