I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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