Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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