I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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