I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you mean i was at the winter classic?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think my moral compass just broke
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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