grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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