Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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