i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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