Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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