I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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