If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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