oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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