she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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