I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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