Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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