Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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