and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just high enough for therapy.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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