yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
