It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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