she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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