are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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