I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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