8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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