I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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