She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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