Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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