i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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