no you cant smoke seaweed
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Never underestimate the power of titties
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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