let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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