I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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