I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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