think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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