You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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